Well, it was bound and determined to happened - Freak A Bella or not.

While wandering down the sometimes placid - not exactly sure when that
might be - downtown streets of Oakland -

Freak A Bella happened upon a crack puffing pup.

Is that dog friendly her master asked?

Said handler said why no, most certainly and decidedly not...

Ho...

And heave ho...

And in the mere seconds it took of futile avoidance, said crack pupping
puffing pup was thereupon attached to said snout of Freak A Bella -

Needless to say, she is still shaking from the trauma and ready to move
on to Jacksonville where she said she has friends if you know what I
mean.

Freak A Bella has had it with these mean streets - at least for the
moment.

Me, I am just forced to write every last word down.

I am lulled to sleep by the sounds of the ocean outside my brick
portico.

Over and out...

PS In her greatest feat yet of civil disobedience, she pooped at the
feet of a drug dealer and his crowd this afternoon. What a mess that
was.